Why don’t owls hoot in the rain?
Because it is… A B C D
You will find this cache at
N51 (A/D) B . (A+B) C ((B*C) + (A/D))
E000 (B+C) (B+C) . (A-D) (B/D) (A-D)

Many thanks to Velosaurus for the gift of the novelty cache container.
The landowner (Forestry Commission East England) does not assess the suitability or safety of the cache location. The cache placer and the cache finder have a responsibility to take reasonable precautions to protect their own safety and the safety of others. Hazards observed at or on route to the cache location should be reported to the cache owner. The Cache has been placed in accordance with the Forestry Commission East England agreement