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It was only a matter of time before this old computer went up in smoke. Of course, it's my own fault. I waited until the last minute to work out some new puzzle ideas for the Going Caching 2023 Mega-Event and, tonight of all nights, I spilled an entire pint of my homebrew beer all over the keyboard. Cabdriver took it in stride and told me to just do the best I could and get something out there for cachers to work on before they get here. I feel like a class-A space cadet, but here's here's all I managed to get printed out.
Sorry about all this,
Puzzler of ... The Waysiders