Have you ever noticed my hat? Specifically the number on the card? It's my hat size. Or my left shoe size. Or my birthday. I forget which. Anywho, I've decided to host another of my fabulocious tea parties. Come join me, some girl in a blue dress, and my other friends for noodles and poodles of mad, mad fun.
Maybe tea is a mad misnomer. "Tea" is more like it. Bring a meal or snack or some money to purchase something nearby. We'll sit and chat and chat and sit. Or stand. Or dance. Maybe we'll sing! Your choice!
I'll have a Dormouse prize or two. Get one ticket for attending, an extra for wearing attire fit for Wonderland. Maybe more.
Don't be late!