Something very strange has happened. My boss blew up my voicemail demanding to know why I haven’t been to work. My mailbox is overflowing: all of it junk! I can’t find my car. I noticed this morning, while trimming my oddly overgrown beard, that I have a new tattoo on the back of my neck. I took a picture but I don’t know what to make of it. Do you think it’s a clue? Gotta go... Rex just looked at me and licked his lips!
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