There's a lotta things about you didn't know about Pee-wee Herman. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. That was until 1985 when the world was introduced to the epic movie Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
Francis Buxton wants Pee-wee Herman's bike, but Pee-wee wouldn't sell his bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! After Buxton steals the bike Pee-wee is desperate to find it. He posts a $10,000 reward for it, then goes and meets a psychic named Madam Ruby. She tells Pee-wee that his bike is in the basement of the Alamo Mission in San Antonio which sends Pee-wee on a nationwide adventure.
So after you are done reading this cache page, done dancing to the song "Tequila," head on over to the edge of Stonebridge Shopping Center to grab this geocache. Just don't ask Madam Ruby for hep, and for Pete's sake keep an eye out for the ghostly Large Marge!
This cache was placed in the spirit of the now archived "Solo Red Cup" one that was here years ago near the tragically short lived "Toby Keith's I Love This Bar."