I'm holding an event from 2:00 to 2:30 pm on Sunday, May 28 so everyone in attendance can complain about the terrible cache Tale of Two Caches - Least Favorite Caches GC2RX0D. Then if all the complaints and criticism of this cache haven't convinced those in attendance to go home, anyone who would like to can join the cache owner in what will probably be a fruitless effort to find it after the event is over.
Just thinking about it mind you. I may not even show up. There may be an event log book to sign. Maybe not. If there is, the paper will stink like mold. You may get a DNF on an event cache. I'm not really concerned. I can't get a smiley for it eather way. It makes no difference to me. I would put this event on your ignore list and move along. Why do you do this to yourself? There will be no redeeming qualities to this event.
Be more productive and go to a good event.