The good knight Sir Jeffer sagely built a castle out of red metallic-looking material in the 14th century. One day, this castle was viciously attacked by an ominous Cootie Monster! Sir Jeffer's son, known in his pre-knight days as Eric the Unready, went out to do battle with the Cootie Monster and hopefully, after a ferocious battle, has vanquished it. In any case, if the Cootie Monster is gone, a photo of it still remains. The peasants are overjoyed that the Cootie is being taken care of. Sir Jeffer thanks you for your visit.