--INCOMING CABLE--
--JUNE 10 2016--
Greetings. The following report is from Agent Tina Sabada at the Amritsar Station:
"We have intercepted a communique from TRISLOVA to his handler in Moscow. It is, to be blunt, worrisome. Here is what we were able to capture:
...RATTY SPECULATES COMPOSTING PIGEONS REARRANGED RIVER. HEAVEN DILIGENTLY CHOSE STICKS. PRIMAL SUPERSTARS RESTORED UNGUIDED RULES. RADIOACTIVE LOGIC PROTECTED MANMADE SOCKETS. TOUCHY MACHINE NEEDED BANDS, DELAYED HOTDOGS CONSIDERABLY..."
We're not yet certain who Ratty is, but his explanation of the terraforming is plausible; we've suspected those birds all along. The mention of radioactivity is somewhat alarming, but we're most concerned about the hot dogs. If those don't arrive in time for the barbecue there WILL be inquiries! Please figure out what is going on, and find those frankfurters!
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