This puzzle is all about me. Me, me, me. What about me? (You may ask, but I'm sure you won't.) Well, here's what you probably already know. I love puzzles. No one understands my puzzles. Here's how to solve my puzzles:
Think like me.
There. Now you can solve all of my puzzles.
You need more? OK. Do you know how I got my geocaching name? No? Let me send you on a wild goose chase through the GBA archives to find out. Then go eat a red fish.
What else do you need to know about me? You already know I suck at math. Wanna see? Here's an example:
8+12=4+10+1
7x13-1=11
9x1x10-9x2=8x9x1-4x11+4+10
5x9+7+13=10x9+3-11
7+13-9=8/2
12x5-6-7=2x6+12-9
You probably already hate this puzzle. Join the club. Take a number. Here's something else you may not know about me. I'm not a negative person. Not at all. But the law of attraction says positive only seems to attract negative, so there ya go. But I'll make you a deal. Put forth an effort into solving this one and you can get a free ride on the little horse outside of Safeway. Have fun.
OK, so Jeremiah Johnson was first to solve it. Duh. Big surprise there. TNS was first to find it, but only because he was in the neighborhood already. Congrats to both and all that dribble. What? Are you slacking? There's only so many pony rides available. Get on it!
Neener neener neener.
