Some people claim there’s a woman to blame; but it’s a real beauty, a Mexican cutie; how it got here I do have a clue. “The plane, the plane” said little Tattoo.
I don’t know the reason, except in deer season, for Jimmy Buffett to visit here, but I think he changed latitude or attitude in his airplane while flying back to MargaritaVille from a concert out west. And while eating his cheeseburger in paradise the salt shaker somehow escaped the pirate’s grasp and fell to earth here, at these co-ordinates. It’s up to us to help him in his life long search.
So, though it’s nobody’s fault, you are searching for a lost shaker of salt. Don’t step on a pop-top or blowout your flip-flops.
And when you find it, celebrate. It’s five o’clock somewhere ……even in Marvin Gardens.