My baby’s out cachin’ all the time. She took the GPSr outta my tackle box and drove away in my truck, and I ain’t seen her since. I rewrote the lyrics to my hit song so y’all can identify with my pain. I also hid this cache, thinkin’ when she finds it, she's gonna be reminded what we had together and come on back home.
Gone As A Girl Can Get
Well I never see my baby, and it makes me bawl
Got a new replacement for me, reads the hints and all
Well the First To Find might still be waitin’ yeah,
Now I’d say she’s about as gone as a girl can get.
She don’t ever slow down, caching day and night
She’s stubborn with her searchin’, ‘til it’s in her sight
That’s one more by King Boreas
She’s about as gone as a girl can get
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She’s outta here, the truck’s in gear with Rustynails
Does her best fills her quest with the caches on the trails
Goes lookin’ for Team Ripley, and Bobcam she will try
Last seen cachin’ with the one called Sparkyfry
Other strangers I ain’t never met
She’s about as gone as a girl can get
Lots of strangers I ain’t never met,
I’d say she’s about as gone as a girl can get