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Marjakuva: Eri maakuntien kätkökeisarit hännystelijöineen ovat romahduttaneet mielenkiinnon kätköilyyn ja toisaalta vaikka uusia kätköaihioita olenkin rakennellut, niin muutaman tarkastajan vuoksi silläkään saralla ei ole jatkuvuutta. Ei jaksa enää uusia tämän kuvauksen kaltaisia 8-0 taisteluja. Kätkö poistettu maastosta. Kiitos kävijöille.

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Hidden : 8/5/2014
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
3.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

Mystiosuuden suomiversio alempana.

My fellow cacher from another side of the Earth told me that she saw too few caches from her plane when she landed to Vantaa international airport. Now travellers can see one more and log it during their stopover. Cache is not at the given coordinates! There is only a rescue department so make sure you act wisely when searching the cache so you don't need their help.

I believe that old permit is still valid so © and big thanks for these *attributes goes to geocacher arisoft.
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Check your calculations!


**EDIT 24.03.2015**
Stopover travellers: Do ask help & hints. I'm more than happy to give those.
Saa muutkin kysyä. Tilastosuorittajat voi kysyä kavereiltaan.

**EDIT 17.08.2014**
Mystiosuuden suomiversio nyt saatavilla. Laskut suap kaik selvittöö lontoolla.



ENGLISH VERSION - ENKKUVERSIO


N: Nope. Too commercial. You can see a company in that picture.
E: Multinational companies and their products are just fine. C'mon, look how cute those pictures are!

N: Nope. You can't shape or demolish nature/private property in any way. Wire and silicone? R U fool?
E: Well it's only four screws, a little hole and he's an experienced guy.

N: Nope. Do you REALLY think that I'm going to read all that just to understand what I need to do?
E: %.

N: Nope. It's too long hike for some people. Even if the places are together "the ultimate match".
E: He's still an experienced guy and I mean you can see like... Well at least some trees and a road.

N: Nope. You need a permit for that.
E: April fools! No you didn't, but you was stupid enough to go and try. Ha, ha.

N: Nope. It's too dangerous. There was once this kid who sprained his ankle. I believe it was in 2003.
E: Well hello! Things happen. Where is the people's own responsibility?

N: Nope. Because you answered to me and asked questions that I can't answer.
E: He lied, she lied, I lied, everybody lie. I can't take responsibility if I keep my eyes closed.

N: Nope. (trump up your own statement)
E: Yes, I will definitely trump up my own!


ENGLISH VERSION - ENKKUVERSIO



Fortunately you can always take a sip:




FINNISH VERSION - SUOMIVERSIO


N: No ei. Kahoppakö tuo onnii liian kuapallinen. Miä näen tualla jonku virman.
E: Kahoppakö nuo isot ketjuloiset ja niivven tuottehet käyp. Nuo hahmoloisetki onnii ihanii.

N: No ei. Kahoppakö sie et sua tehä mittee luannolle tai virmojen ommaisuuvvelle.
E: Kahoppakö hää laittoot sinne vuan kuus ruuvviloista ja poras piänen reikälöisen. Ja hää onp kokenu kaveri.

N: No ei. Kahoppakö emmie jaksa lukkoo noin pitkee tekstivä.
E: ?

N: No ei. Ei kukkoon jaksa tuommosta matkoo kävellä vaikka se oiskinnii hiano retki.
E: Kahoppakö hää onp niin kokenu kaverloine et hää suap tehä mitä hää halluu.

N: No ei. Kahoppakö sie tarviit luvan.
E: Kahoppakö sie olit niin hölömö, että sie menit kyssyy sitä luppoo. Et sie olis tarvinna sitä.

N: No ei. Kahoppakö tuahan onnii liian vuarallista. Mie muistahan ku kerrannii joku loukkas ihtensä.
E: Kahoppakö sellasta sattuu. Siu pittee ihe olla varovainen.

N: No ei. Kahoppakö sie vastasit miulle ja sittennii sie kyselit kuakenlaista iha kummallista.
E: Kahoppakö kaikki suap valehella. Ei se miun vika uo, jos mie pien silimät kii.

N: No ei. Keksihän sie ihe tähän jottain. Ihan mitä vua!
E: Kahoppakö kyl mie aina keksin!


FINNISH VERSION - SUOMIVERSIO




NAATTIEN LASKU - FORMULA FOR THE COORDINATES


N = ??? * DE + 11 -> 60.xxxxx and E = ??? * KL + MNO -> 024.yyyyy

**EDIT: 24.3.2015** Just to specify if someone doesn't understand: your countings give decimal answer like 60.30833 24.95833 NOT DDD MM.MMM N 60° 18.500 E 024° 57.500 format

This skier born D=day, E=month Skier's first slalom World Cup victory was on February 2004. She was the silver medalist in the giant slalom at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino. At the end of the 2014 season, she had 11 World Cup victories and 48 podiums. *

Miss Finland 1977 died K=day, L=month Music video. *

MNO = year of birth Publius Herennius Dexippus. *


NAATTIEN LASKU - FORMULA FOR THE COORDINATES




To keep those who rule the roost happy and some nonsense for those
who don't know what "waste of time" means...


Please use common sense when approaching and searching the cache. In order to keep certain parties satisfied, I must also mention that for your and human race safety you should use a helmet, gloves, knee and elbow pads, roll yourself fully in a bubble wrap and ask someone to move you to the cache location with a crane when all roads leading to cache area and 1 km² area around the cache is closed from other people. Military and emergency vehicles allowed. Oh, and be blindfolded so you don't accidentally see any trade names or places.


Waste of time


Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[Cache] EU fvqr bs YU fvqr. [Mystery D1] Qb nf gur anzr fnlf: Pbhag. Bar, gjb, guerr, sbhe... Abg gung uneq, evtug? Fvapr jura lbh unq gb pbhag fcnpvat? Jub gur **yy rira guvax fbzrguvat yvxr gung? [Mystery D5] Jnfgr lbhe gvzr ol qbvat fbzrguvat ryfr.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)