ACME—the supplier of generic anvils,
unreliable TNT and faulty rocket-powered products—now brings
you the westbound I-70 Indiana Welcome Center.
Built to "welcome" travelers to our state,
stark structures—surrounded by an ocean of
concrete—have replaced the former east and west bound,
rustic-style, rest areas nestled in grassy woodlands.
As you go about your business,
take time to enjoy the wildflowers, a nod to the prairies that once
greeted the westward traveling pioneers.