Happy Birthday Old Man Mystery Cache
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Terrain:
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Size: 
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"You Know You're Getting Old When....."
* The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is
your wife.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
* A fortune teller offers to read your face.
* Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
* Your back goes out more than you do.
* You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere
the night before.
* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's
lawn.
* Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
* Your children begin to look middle aged.
* Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
* You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the
questions.
* It takes twice as long to look half as good.
* You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
* Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
* You and your teeth don't sleep together.
* Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
* You regret all those mistakes you made resisting
temptation.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
* You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
* Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.
* Your ears are hairier than your head.
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new
car.
* Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
* You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around
the golf course.
* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
* You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded
wheat.
This cache was placed to recognize my father's 50th birthday. I
know 50 is not all that old but I like to think it is and rub it in
a little. The cache is not at the posted coordinates but are
located at N 46 01.ABC W 065 18.DEF. Where
A = 6 250 000
B = 312 500 000
C = 50
D = 15 625 000 000
E = 1 953 125 000 000 000
F = 15 625 000 000
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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