Cache is NOT at the posted coordinates
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Geochecker please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Geochecker please stand up?
We're gonna solve a puzzle here..
Y'all act like you never seen a Geocahing puzzle before
Boots on the floor like Tomas Diaz just burst in the door
And started making puzzles worse than before
He was first overworked, throwing over the calculator (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And the reviewer said... nothing, you solvers!
The reviewer's head, it's locked in the inter NET! (Ha-ha!)
Goecaching people sign with a pen.
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Geochecker, I'm sick of it
Look at it, guessing around, plotting-coordinates-THAT
Made by you-know-WHO." "Yeah, but it's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your geocaching dooms
Sometimes, I wanna geocache and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool to go and chase a wild goose
"My solve is on your lips, my solve is on your lips"
And if you're lucky, I might just give you a little hint
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them to know what Geocaching is
Of course they gonna know what finding a hide is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got all GPS channels, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but hikers.." Well, some of us bikers
Who cut containers open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can jump over animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that you can't solve it with hopes
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Geocacher, out of your house, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm the Geochecker, yes I'm the real checker
All you other Geocheckers are just imitating
So won't the real Geochecker please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm the Geochecker, yes I'm the real checker
All you other Geocheckers are just imitating
So won't the real Geochecker please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Geochecker in all of us
Find it, let's all stand up
