Sometimes when fate closes a door, she opens a window. I believe in fate and I believe I was born under a lucky star. Here is my story which explains why I'm filled with boundless optimism in life.
My story starts on a stormy night in the South Pacific aboard the pirate ship Angler's Nightmare, captained by I.D. Laffybottom, who (despite his seemingly comical name) was the meanest most ruthless pirate ever to sail the seas.
I had been sent up to the crow's nest to guide the ship through dangerous straits. No sooner had I clambered up when the captain screeched, "Use yer deadlights, ye lice infested sluggard, or ye'll be fish food!"
Well, I could hardly believe my eyes, as up in the crow's nest etched on a plank of wood was a map to some treasure!
Links to the series of Laffybottom caches
A note about the series: the first three caches can be found in any order. However to follow the story (and avoid backtracking while driving), seek them in the order of the links here.
Best Kid's Cache (tie)