Oh where oh where could this wonderful house of treats be?
Hidden in the hills along the river gorge is a pleasant place.
Full of sights and sounds, you will certainly see.
Where wonderful gifts and treasures abound will light up your
face.
Filled to the gills, there are no gifts sweeter than thee.
Join me in my house and you will soon see.
Now, if only you could find this dreaded house.
for maybe it is as small as a mouse?
Up there?
Down there?
Over there?
Under there?
Under where?
"Certainly not in your drawers!" Said the gnome out from under the
rock.