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Having enjoyed solving some "One Better Substitution" puzzles by dvd_wllms and with his permission, I have created my own. The most recent one is One Better Substitution [4]. This one is music themed. I could have called it One Better Substitution [5] but decided to break with the naming scheme.
As with the other "One Better Substitution" caches, your task is to change one letter. In this case, it is to change a well-known* song (by a well-known artist) to match my clues below. When you change a letter, the letter that you have changed to is the "special letter". There are 26 songs, and for each, you will have 1 letter.
Then total up the number of occurrences of those special letters. If the letter A occurs twice, then A=2.
As there are so many songs in existence I have narrowed it down by telling you the name of the band/artist in bold green. Sometimes I give you the band name, and sometimes a partial name or clue. If you are colour blind or reading this in black and white, it is simply the subject of all these phrases. The songs are all broadly in the "rock" genre, and from the 50's to the end of the 90s. Though one song from the past returned to the charts in 2022 (stranger things have happened). They are all simply songs I thought of. The fact that they are all pre-2000 sadly reflects my age bias.
(Any text in parentheses) refers to the lyrics of the song as an extra hint.
Here's an example:
Fleetwood Mac are ahead of their time singing about the CEO of Tesla.
The answer is of course, "Musk" [Tusk]. So the special letter is "M".
The original Tusk Video
There is a certitude checker for each song ("Check" link on each line). Enter the word which is changed (the changed version). As a bonus, you will see the "substitute" record sleeve if you are correct. I have added the number of times streamed on Spotify (in millions) just for interest.
- Kansans have dirty thoughts Check 1 541m streams
- Kate takes advantage of an open bar tab Check 2 913m streams
- Bruce was destined to become a massage therapist Check 3 288m streams
- Electric Australian bargain takeaway receives a poor hygiene rating Check 4 275m streams
- Her Majesty reduces your paycheck Check 5 1007m streams
- Mick and Keith tell a tale of fallen rodents Check 6 67m streams
- Nudes Ladies buy the last vegetable from a Welsh Tesco Check 7 213m streams
- Morrisey wonders when the cattle will arrive Check 8 202m streams
- Bostonians provide not only the rind of the orange Check 9 643m streams
- Who would allow a reptile into an amusement arcade? Check 10 172m streams
- Kiwis advise against putting the jam on the scone first Check 11 415m streams
- Wailing Bob laments the loss of someone to cook breakfast Check 12 266m streams
- Elton wears cargo pants Check 13 845m streams
- Iggy is stuck with having a large chest Check 14 133m streams
- Bob D is knotted in adhesive Check 15 84m streams
- Tom P acts like a lumberjack Check 16 545m streams
- B-52s sing about a rundown building for birds with a cooing voice Check 17 190m streams
- Eurythmics imagine Elon’s social site Check 18 1008m streams
- Aerosmith applies suntan lotion Check 19 805m streams
- Chrissie H sings about the shiny bit of a spacecraft Check 20 153m streams
- Go-Go's extra money from waitressing is locked up for safety Check 21 49m streams
- Velvet Underground are killing time until the movers come Check 22 45m streams
- Beatles tale of Scandinavian knitwear Check 23 144m streams
- Zeppelin are disappointed that the air freshener didn’t work Check 24 32m streams
- Fleetwood Mac (warn about being careful with) a piece of furniture Check 25 817m streams
- Elvis (1956) is hoping for a decent breakfast Check 26 120m streams
The cache can be found at N 51 23.abc W 002 22.xyz
Where the capital letters represent the number of occurrences of that letter as "special", then do the sums below.
a= B+C+E+V
b=H+I+P+R
c=J+O+M+T+V
x=N+S+V
y=F+G+L
z=K+U+V
Cache hint in Certitude.
*My intent was to use well-known songs and artists, and this is broadly true. But my view of "well known" is impacted by my heritage as well as age. For example, #1 was a hit song in the USA, reaching #6 single in the US charts (with the album reaching #4). However, the song did not make the UK charts. And to be more "modern" I've added streaming data (and song #1 has over 500 million streams).
Two of the tracks have over 1 billion** streams. For context, the current most streamed song in the world is "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd with 3,452 Million streams (3.452 billion) (as of 9 March 2023). You can see the latest statistics here List of most-streamed songs on Spotify
**In official UK statistics the term is now used to denote 1 thousand million – 1,000,000,000. Historically, however, in the UK the term billion meant 1 million million – 1,000,000,000,000 - but in the United States the term was used to refer to 1 thousand million.
You can validate your puzzle solution with
certitude.