The posted coordinates will NOT take you to the cache, but will lead you to the middle of a Christmas tree farm :P The actual cache IS within a mile from here though. The correct coordinates can be found in the short story below. Feel free to give me holler if you need any additional hints on how to solve this brain teaser ;)
You can find the cache at: N 35° _ _ . _ _ _ W083° _ _ . _ _ _
Tomorrow, the Christmas celebration commences!! Tonight, children worldwide expectantly listen for Santa’s arrival. Nice kids won’t receive coal in their stockings; unlike the naughty troublemakers. Snowflakes began covering streets aplenty, begging for a snowball fight to break loose! Stars became vivid skies, making way for Christmas day!
Zesty people were rejoicing that Sunday had finally arrived. Oddly enough, the weather had changed drastically overnight; going from 30° to 70°! The white perfection dolefully melted away, but everyone’s spirits were still bright. Socializing beside loving friends reminds us that great memories are made from this season. Zappy celebrations spread throughout the world, ready to ring in the upcoming New Year!!!
You can check your answers for this puzzle on GeoChecker.com.
And the $2 FTF winner goes to wncsteph!!