Ow zit gun Cobs son Sheelas.
Youzid prob lee reckon kayshins bin a bit air fridge whenit cum star thu slog ovlate roight?
Sew tekip yus airpee, 'ounddog n sniftuhs puddownanutha (aboringinal sic) cache thaddle getchas of y'arss nintoda sticks.
No blujjin widiss liddle bewdy. Shis true blue, anya airvtar make shore it stays it or rite
Ets chockers orreddy with Aussie stuff. Sump'n for ya sheela or bloke, the uvva arf aneven thu liddle larrikins too.
Ewes'll airvtar go walk'bout n muckround in thu ol bush abit, but she'llberite. oh yeah, wachout fer th ol Joe Blakes. Speshly Summa.
Oh year won uva fing, dont fegget tudo the log in strine, sewswe can all figgerrout what the bloody el usa torkenabout.
Givit a burl.
Seeya.
Oi!! no pinchin stuff orrite.
ohyeahgenn, me next wunnalbe in Pidgin.