GAG22 - I Fart in Your General Direction Mystery Cache

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With only one logged attempt in 2016 and the fact that at least half the finders never even went to the field puzzle to try it, but were told where GZ could be found, means that this one is gone.

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Hidden : 10/27/2014
Difficulty:
4.5 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size: small (small)

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Geocache Description:

This cache has been placed for the GAG22 event which begins at 6:00 PM on November 7, 2014 .
Anyone searching for the cache before then will be forced to endure many and frequent emissions of a gaseous nature aimed at their silly English heads!

The Cache is NOT at the posted coordinates, but you DO need to go there.


Oh, I see you and your silly English kaniggets.
Run away like chickens with no brains.
Do not think that your puny English brains can understand what you are finding.
Even if you were not silly diaper-wearing Englishmen, you would never see.
Remove your head from your buttocks!
Wipe your snotty English nose with a duck.
Occupy the bottom of an outhouse.
Return to the stinking sewer from where you crawled out from.
Dangle your backside in a bucket of icy water.
Silly English Kaniggets!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

qb abg nfx sbe n trbpurpxre vg vf n svryq chmmyr fvyyl ratyvfu xnavttrg

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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