Mel: So Mr Battenberg, we understand that you are cooking again?
Mr B: Who’s asking?
Sue: We represent The Godmother, Lady Mary, aka Bez.
Mr B: Bez?
Sue: It’s a long story involving Ibiza; google it.
Mel: As I’m sure you’re aware, Lady Mary controls all the baked goods in the Bath area.
Sue: That includes your little enterprise, Mr Battenberg.
Jesse: Yo b****, what if Mr Battenberg ain’t interested in what Lady Mary has to offer?
Mel: Have you met Big Paulie, Lady Mary’s right-hand man?
Sue: He has one hell of a kneading technique.
Mr B: So, what is Lady Mary’s proposal?
Sue: First, she needs to assess your credentials. So don your gloves, and...
Mel & Sue (in unison): Let's cook!