Congratulations and welcome to the agency. You're everything we've come to expect from years of Groundspeak training.
You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services. You'll conform only to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as Déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist, you were never even born. Anonymity is your name, silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You are above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them". We're "they". We are the Men in Black.
Incoming message...
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NEDHVYYVNA ONGGYR PEHVFRE:
ZVO, QRYVIRE GUR TNYNKL BE RNEGU JVYY OR QRFGEBLRQ.
FBEEL.
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Decrypting...
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ARQUILLIAN BATTLE CRUISER:
MIB, DELIVER THE GALAXY OR EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED.
SORRY.
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End Transmission.
Remember that it is always more fun to cache if your'e not alone. There is no need to use force, disassemble anything to find any of the clues. Put everything back EXACTLY as you found it otherwise you might expose the clues for other people or ruin the experience for your caching mates.
My number is available in the phone list, published on geocaching.se, if you need additional hints.
PS. A great big eulogy to the one that will upload a picture wearing the correct agent clothing =)