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Dr. L. Hadley
Professor Emeritus
Plymouth, MN
Dear Dr. Hadley,
I am pleased to report that the team's mountain research
expedition was a resounding success. The weather was magnificent,
our sherpa guides were incredible, and the treasures and artifacts
we brought back are sure to astound you. You'll hear all the
details at the society meeting next month, of course, but in the
meantime, here's a preview of two of the exciting items we'll be
presenting.
The first item is a "packing assembly for sheet material." Our
sherpa guides really knew how to pack the sheets in tight! The
packing assembly is a box-like container having a front wing panel
for picking up the last form or sheet of a package. At least the
bottom or last form is sideways positioned with respect to the lie
plane of forms or sheets within the package. It's all very
exciting, let me tell you. This item was especially handy on the
north slope of the mountain, and we've brought it back with us to
show you next month.
The second item quite likely saved all of our lives. It's a
device for "nuclear magnetic resonance detection of geologic
structures" and has a variable sampling window which increases
sampling efficiency by allowing the system to optimize the sampling
interval, thereby maximizing the amount of data which can be
obtained in a series of data samples. Had our favorite sherpa not
detected all of that nuclear magnetic resonance on the west slope
of the mountain, it easily could have been the end.
Before closing, I should mention a funny story about our
favorite sherpa, a story that you may find interesting. He's a bit
embarrassed to admit it, but he is losing his hair. Amazingly,
however, he is using a "method of concealing partial baldness" that
divides a person's hair into three sections and carefully folds one
section over another. I've never seen anything like it - it's very
effective! We'll be glad to show you next month. Nuclear resonance,
concealment of partial baldness - add those two together and you're
really on to something, let me tell you!
I have to run, but we look forward to sharing everything with
you when we see you next month. The success of the expedition
should become patently clear. Thank you again for so faithfully
supporting our expedition and research efforts over the past
year.
Sincerely,
Mr. T. Jefferson
