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Mr. Ranger,
Sir!
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series of mysterious events recently at Jellystone Park.
Picnic baskets have been disappearing, and Ranger Smith, one of the
Jellystone Park Rangers, has been investigating.
What follows is our exclusive interview with Ranger
Smith. |
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| WC and
Cricket: Hello, Mr. Ranger, Sir! |
| Ranger
Smith: Can you please not greet me like
that? |
| WC and
Cricket: Excuse me? |
| Ranger
Smith: That "Mr. Ranger, Sir!" thing is annoying.
Yogi always does that, and it really gets under my
skin. |
| WC and
Cricket: Yogi? |
| Ranger
Smith: Yogi Bear. He's my number one suspect in the
picnic basket disappearances. As bears go, he can be very
annoying. |
| WC and
Cricket: So, we take it you have issues with bears, Mr.
Ranger, Sir? |
| Ranger
Smith: No, and don't call me that! I
like bears, and for the most part, bears are good. But Yogi
is a real puzzle for me. This whole conundrum isn't
about bears, it's about Yogi, and nothing else. |
| WC and
Cricket: How so, Mr. Ranger, Sir? |
| Ranger
Smith: I really wish you wouldn't call me
that. It's almost as annoying as Yogi always referring to
picnic baskets as "pic-a-nic" baskets. It grates on my
nerves. As I said, bears are fine, but Yogi is a
mystery. He annoys me on purpose, hangs out with Boo-Boo, his
partner-in-crime, and nabs unwatched picnic baskets at every
opportunity. I'm sure he's behind this string of
disappearances. As I said, I'm not puzzled by his bear-ness,
only by his Yogi-ness. If I could trade out the Yogi part,
I'd keep the bear part. |
| WC and
Cricket: Let's see if we have this straight, okay?
You think Yogi and Boo Boo have a criminal mentality? |
| Ranger
Smith: Not exactly. We had a bear-analyst examine them a
few years ago, and she reported that Boo Boo had a good
character, but was an unwitting victim of Yogi's influence.
She pegged Yogi's problem as being selfish. "Me, me , me" is
what he's all about. From Yogi's standpoint, it's all about
"I, I, I", of course. Yogi would be much less of a puzzle if
he would do away with the "I" aspect, and be more
community-minded. |
| WC and
Cricket: Thank you so much for visiting with us. By the
way, would you mind validating our parking, Mr. Ranger,
Sir? |
| Ranger
Smith: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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| Helpful
Suggestions For Seeking This Cache |
1. Don't try to
recover it between the hours of 7AM-9AM, or 4PM-6PM.
2. Watch for traffic, both directions, constantly.
3. Eye protection is not required, but it could be helpful.
4. Flip-flops or sandals are not the best footwear for this
environment. |
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WE WISH YOU WELL
WITH THIS SIMPLE PUZZLE CACHE; WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT, PLEASE KEEP
THE SECRET TO YOURSELF. NO SHARING.
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