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Iced Tea 8 -- Bork! Bork! Bork! Traditional Geocache

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malak: Cache has gone MIA. I won't be replacing it, so the surrounding real estate is up for grabs for anyone else to set a cache.

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Hidden : 9/15/2001
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size:   large (large)

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Geocache Description:


44.4 metres ilefeshun, 8.3 metres eccoorecy. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Geuceche-a luceted in Pueente-a Cleure-a, Qooebec. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Keetchee/Fuud zeeme-a -- breeng a releted item sooch es keetchee treenkets, receepes, receepe-a buuks, fuud releted treenkets (boot *nu* fuud, pleese-a!) Bork! Bork! Bork!

Iced Tea is a persunel tredemerk. Hooefer, thees ceche-a, leeke-a my prefeeuoos, duesn't cunteeen uny iced tea fur feer ooff freezeeng und thursty nunhoomun uneemels. :) Bork! Bork! Bork!

PLEESE! I knoo zee cunteeener is deefffficoolt tu oopee und cluse-a pruperly, boot pleese-a meke-a soore-a thet it sneps furmly shoot! Stund oon it iff necessery. Bork! Bork! Bork!

In Terra Cutta Perk, Pueente-a Cleure-a, Qooebec. Zee terreeen is dug und cheeld freeendly, boot, yuoor dug moost be-a kept oon a leesh. Yuoo cun stey oon isebleeshed treeels unteel zee lest 100 oor su metres. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Nufember 10, 2001: Zee ceche-a is steell zeere-a, steell hesn't beee feesited yet tvu munths leter, und cunteeens a cheche-a sterter keet -- a 1 leetre-a cunteeener veet beseec stooffff und guudeees, reedy fur yuoo tu plece-a. Guud fur a furst teeme-a cecher vundereeng hoo tu poot tugezeer a ceche-a und needeeng a cunteeener veet sume-a beseec guudeees. Cuoonts es 1 preeze-a in zee tredeeng roole-a.

Ineetiel cunteents:

  • Lugbuuk, pee & penceel -- SVP ecrire en francais s'il vous convient mieux! Bork! Bork! Bork!
  • 3 peckeges iech ooff 2 types ooff furesterters
  • 1 slutted nylun keetchee spuun
  • 1 ceffe-a oo leeet moog
  • 1 qooeeche-a sheped nuteped
  • 1 buttle-a oopener & cun poonch
  • 1 spreeng lueded fuem ice-a creem cune-a
  • 1 summeleeer's testeeng coop
  • 1 cet hutplete-a met-oofee meett
  • 1 Svedeesh Cheff's Cuukbuuk -- Bork! Bork! Bork!
  • 1 Ceche-a sterter keet -- e 1 leetre-a wide-muooth buttle-a with e feeresterter, 2 EE bettereees, smell plesteeceezed geeuceching letter, 1 loogbooook, pen, penceel, ceche-a plecement FEQ und e plecement wurksheeeet
  • Plesteec Begs fur ceche-a in/tresh oooot -- nu need tu leef-a unytheeng fur a plesteec beg. Boot yuoo're-a infeeted tu leefe-a mure-a begs iff yuoo veesh. Bork! Bork! Bork!
English Translation:

44.4 metres elevation, 8.3 metres accuracy.

Geocache located in Pointe Claire, Quebec.

Kitchen/Food theme -- bring a related item such as kitchen trinkets, recipes, recipe books, food related trinkets (but *no* food, please!)

Iced tea is a personal trademark. However, this cache, like my previous, doesn't contain any iced tea for fear of freezing and thirsty nonhuman animals. :)

PLEASE! I know the containter is difficult to open and close properly, but please make sure that it snaps firmly shut! Stand on it if necessary.

In Terra Cotta Park, Pointe Claire, Quebec. The terrain is dog and child friendly, but your dog must be kept on a leash. You can stay on established trails until the last 100 or so metres.

November 10, 2001: The cache is still there, still hasn't been visited yet two months later, and now contains a cache starter kit -- a 1 litre container with basic stuff and goodies, ready for you to place. Good for a first time cacher wondering how to put together a cache and needing a container with some basic goodies. Counts as 1 prize in the trading rule.

Initial contents:

  • Logbook, pen & pencil -- SVP ecrire en francais s'il vous convient mieux!
  • 3 packages each of 2 types of firestarters
  • 1 slotted nylon kitchen spoon
  • 1 cafe au lait mug
  • 1 quiche shaped notepad
  • 1 bottle opener & can punch
  • 1 spring loaded foam ice cream cone
  • 1 sommelier's tasting cup
  • 1 cat hotplate mat/oven mitt
  • 1 Swedish Chef's Cuukbuuk -- Bork! Bork! Bork!
  • 1 Cache starter kit -- a 1 litre wide-mouth bottle with a firestarter, 2 AA batteries, a keychain, small plasticized geocaching letter, 1 logbook, pen, pencil, cache placement FAQ and a placement worksheet
  • Plastic Bags for cache in/trash out -- no need to leave anything for a plastic bag. But you're invited to leave more bags if you wish. :)
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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

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(letter above equals below, and vice versa)