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Sir Knight CLRL, The Puzzler, and
Sir Knight Foon, The Worthy
If you are a TRUE follower of the movie, you should be able
to answer all the questions without having to view the movie again.
Now… on to the Holy Quiz of Antioch!
A. According to the opening credits who is responsible, among others, for directing the movie?
- Monty Python, Inc
- A Spanish Gorilla
- Swedish Moose
- Mexican Chihuahuas
- Mexican Llamas
- Swedish Mules
- English Mimes
- French Knights
- Professor of History
- None of the above
B. What happens in Scene 24?
- A smashing scene with poor acting
- Sir Lancelot came to the rescue at the wedding
- The Black Knight suffers a flesh wound
- Scenes with many swallows
- Summon of fire without flint or tinder
- Sir Galahad enters Castle Anthrax
- King Arthur discovers a vital clue
- Sir Robin stands to the vicious Chicken of Bristol
- A witch is weighted by Sir Bedevere
- Sir Robin rode north to the dark forest of Ewing
C. What emblem is on Sir Robin’s Shield?
- A red cross
- A duck
- A giant
- A broken arrow
- A mouse
- A tree
- A chicken
- A broken sword
- The Holy Grail
- None of the above
D. What are Sir Lancelot’s last words as he leaves Swamp Castle? (Listen very carefully)
- Sorry! I didn’t mean to kill anyone. Sorry … sorry, everyone!
- Excuse me. Could someone give me a push, please?
- You shall not have died in vain, dear Concorde!
- You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain, dear Concorde!
- Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were a girl.
- I’ll just stay here and guard the Prince, then, shall I?
- What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!
- Message for you sir!
- Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!
E. The witch turned one of the peasants into something, but he got better. What was it?
- Frog
- Toad
- Rabbit
- Duck
- Cow
- Salamander
- Ogre
- Newt
- Badger
- None of the above
F. According to King Arthur, what floats?
- Wood
- A bridge
- Very small rocks
- Coconuts
- A goose
- Carrots
- A duck
- Rabbits
- Apples
- None of the above
G. In order to try to gain entry to the French Castle, the Knights of the Round Table:
- Construct a Trojan Horse
- Construct a Trojan Rabbit
- Catapult themselves into the castle
- Pretend to run away
- Construct a Trojan Badger
- Catapult a cow into the castle
- Catapult a duck into the castle
- Flawlessly execute a full frontal assault
- Enter through a secret tunnel
- None of the above
H. Who does Sir Lancelot rescue from Castle Anthrax?
- Sir Bedevere
- The Witch
- Tim, the Enchanter
- Herbert, the Prince
- King Arthur
- Zoot, the Maiden
- Patsy
- Rodger, the Shrubber
- Sir Robin
- Sir Galahad
I. What guards the cave?
- The Knights Who Say Ni
- The three headed giant
- The monks
- A black cat
- A rabbit
- The Black Knight
- A duck
- Tim, the Enchanter
- The French Knights
- None of the above
J. What is used to finally dispatch the thing(s) guarding the entrance to the cave?
- Spear
- Grenade
- Tank
- Flame Thrower
- Sword
- Crossbow bolt
- Bazooka
- Club
- All of the above
- None of the above
K. According to the writing on the wall, where is the final resting place of the Holy Grail?
- Swamp Castle
- Camelot
- Castle Anthrax
- In France
- Castle A-a-a-argh
- Deeper in the cave
- In the Forest
- Carried off by migrating African swallows
- In the Gorge of Eternal Peril
- None of the above
L. Which of the following is NOT Sir Galahad’s favorite color?
- Blue
- Yellow
- Green
- Orange
- Pink
- Red
- Gray
- Peach
- Black
- None of the above
X. For the final question... we had to include a full question from the scene with the Black Knight.
Which of the following quotes from that scene is NOT said by the Black Knight?
- "None shall pass!"
- "'Tis but a scratch"
- "I've had worse"
- "It's just a flesh wound"
- "The Black Knight always triumphs!"
- "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!"
- "I'm invincible!"
- "I move ..... for no man"
- "I'll bite your legs off"
- "All right. We'll call it a draw"
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Or be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
1. King Arthur met in council with an american knight at the posted coordinates.
What... is their Council number?
Z: 4578 - Council No. - F
Go to: N33 52.ZKA -- W118 23.CEG
2. The Knights of the Round Table met here every Sunday
to plan their Quest of the Holy Grail.
What... is the time the night of the Round Table meetings ended?
Y: (Time - 9) x 3
V: Time -L
W: (Time x I) - (A x H)
Note: 10 is a valid number for an answer.
Go to: N33 ZB.YVZ -- W118 LV.LZW
3. King Arthur and the Round Table Knights met at their stronghold.
What... is the 10 digit secret number found at the stronghold? (Camelot if now 99¢-Blue sign)
N: (Sum of first 3 digits) + W
M: (Sum of last 3 digits) - X - D
O: (Sum of middle 4 digits) - H - I
Note: Letter "O", not number "0"
Go to: N33 NM.LCO -- W118 JO.YLZ
Right. Off you go.
-- Not yet?... GET ON WITH IT!
The Holy Grail awaits the first cacher wise enough to answer all the questions
and brave enough to face the Black Beast of A-a-a-argh!
Note: To open the cache after release of the Velcro,
pull the top UP first, then open to the side.
Don't take that which is protected by the rabbit!
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