If you insist on taking children to this cache, hold onto them tightly.
If you take your dog to this cache, have it on a leash.
If you dare to go after it at all, be on guard.
If you choose to be foolish enough to hunt it in the dark, I am not responsible.
Why?
Because this is the place where aliens trap and abduct humans for experimental purposes. There are two cages with high entrapment capability. If you approach either one of them, be alert and don’t get sucked into them the way you got sucked into geocaching.
If you do get trapped, the aliens will soon arrive to wrap you up and transfer you into one of the two transport rigs nearby. Once in a transport rig, you will be loaded into the nearby large, circular, UFO.
Once aboard the UFO, you are lost to the world as you know it now. I have no idea what experiments they perform on humans. All I know is that none have returned to tell about it.
I will be relieved to get logs for this cache, because each log means another cacher has not been abducted. And those who don’t log this cache? Who knows?
- The safest place to park is N 47º 02.572 W 122º 52.659.
Proceed at your own risk. The geocaching disclaimer is definitely in effect at this site.