Lie-brary Cache Traditional Geocache
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I expect this cache to be very very hard. i don't think that anyone is going to be able to find it.
In celebration of my 5000th cache found, I am placing this cache. This also marks the 500th cache that I have placed. I really wish that I had more time to cache, but my time has been limited trying to juggle my career as a US Senator and also the backup quarterback for the Bills.
But enough about me.
If you own a four wheel drive vehicle, this will come in handy to get you to within a few miles of the cache. When I was placing the cache, my Hummer was in the shop, so I was forced to take the Bentley. Some special equipment may be required such as scuba gear, rock climbing equipment and a blow gun. I would also suggest bringing flares just in case. The cache was placed in the vicinity of a bear den so extra caution should be taken when you are approaching the cache site. Also, watch for the quicksand. The cache is located about 50 feet up in a tree. Shouldn't be too difficult a climb as long as you don't disturb the hornet nests.
Other wildlife that I observed while placing this cache include wild boar, scorpian, kangaroos, tazmanian devils, black panthers and pink panthers. Hope you have fun on this cache and good luck, you will need it.
ALL OF THE ABOVE IS FALSE. THIS SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT THIS CACHE IS ALL ABOUT. EVERYTHING BELOW IS TRUE.
This cache is not really a 5/5. The truth is more like a 2.5/2. When you log a find, you will need to make up the most outlandish lie about the events surrounding your search for this cache. Original cache contents consist of some books. Please trade according to the theme of the cache and leave some books. The cache is a smaller ammo can and shouldn't be too difficult a find.
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