This Little Piggy Traditional Geocache
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WE obtained permission to place this cache in this great area, and ask that you be courteous to the property around this cache. We also would like to thank Mr. KayCee for the welding.
You probably have all heard of the story that starts "This Little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home....yada, yada, yada". Well ! I'm the Swine that busted out of that hog hawling pig pen on wheels. I had had enough of those stinking remarks of how my hocks were to big, my jowls to low and how nice my hams looked. Yea, I had had a snout full of it. So with the help of my cousins WilBur, Pumba and Babe, we formed out a plan that was Porky Pig proof. It was so tight that it was like having pigs in a blanket. We also inlisted the help of one onery old boar named - Suey-. Whom we all had known since we were just little wieners.
Once we were loaded on the truck we formed a pyramid. The huge old razor back on the bottom. Next came the not so Three Little Pigs. Then I would piggy back and pork barrel my way up to the top and jump! Yea, that was the day that the world got to see pigs fly.
After that, my days were filled with living high on the hog, piggin out, and rolling in the mud. ( and I won't even mention makin bacon).
Then one fine day while rumaging in the slop, I found the sow of my life. Yep, you guessed it Miss Piggy! We now have lots of little pink piglets out and about, some in pig tails and some just dressed to kill. Now in my old age they call me Boss Hog or Mister Pig, But I was once a fleet on my hoofs, and in legends will forever be known as Pigasus.
Now that I'm retired here to "Cache" Valley, I've taken to just sitting on the porch and watching the Harley Hogs cruise by. So- come on down and see me, have a seat and enjoy the scenery. I'm full of little pink piglets and please sign my guest book.
This is the life, basking in the sun, sipping a cold drink and looking at the majestic mountains -- and of course getting out and doing a little geocaching.
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