BB's Eclipse Schmeclipse Pre-CITO Carb Load Event!
BYO$ and come prepared for the Eclipse Schmeclipse CITO across town by Carbo loading! Bring trackables, tales of exaggerated geocaching abilities, and a healthy appetite!
It has been confirmed by not only the Goatman, but by the giant rat of Sumatra that the solar eclipse of 2024 can still be observed at a certain point in Baytown, but you are going to need to carbo load to have the energy to climb to this high point (close to the sun). Its science people!
Note: Solar eyewear optional, as we all know how cool-looking they are.