Here comes the moon! 
You're invited to a Meet and Greet from 2 to 4pm, and to check out the solar eclipse this afternoon! The actual eclipse starts before 2pm and ends at 5pm and we're having the Event rain or shine.
OK... shine is preferable... but there is shelter in case of rain. I was unable to schedule the eclipse for a more convenient date. This Event is during work hours on a work day and it's a partial eclipse. But if you can come, it's sure to be a partially fun Event!
Q: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.
Q: When is the moon out of money?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
Q: How do you have a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Why did the astronaut skip dinner?
A: He had a big launch.
Q: Where does an astronaut park his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books.
Q: What did the planet win in the competition?
A: A constellation prize.
Q: What should you do if you see a green alien?
A: Wait until it’s ripe!
Q: Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
A: Because it's only got one star.