Hannibal Smith and his small team of Templeton "Face(man)" Peck, "B.A." Baracus and Howling Mad Murdock were able to overcome the impossible over and over again by having a great (but unconventional) "plan" that always worked out.
This year, the Texas Challenge is being held in Lubbock. Due to the distance, SETX is probably going to field the smallest hunting team that it ever has through 12 previous challenges. At this event, we will discuss the advantages that come from having a small team. What are those advantages you ask?
Well, for example, we will only need one box of donuts for the entire team. A single pack of hotdog wieners (although we will need two packages of buns?). But most importantly of all: ONLY TWO SIXPACKS of BEER! So now you know the strategy behind this planning event.
The SETX Challenge Hunting Team Participation budget will only allow the Team Captain (TDW) to purchase 1 beer per team member (post challenge). In Lubbock, I want everyone one who represents SETX to be well rewarded. Therefore the purpose of tonight's event is to narrow down my purchasing choices by consuming mass quantities of brew and selecting a favorite.
We will congregate around 7pm and the consuming of various brews will begin. We will cease when your host passes out or his wife calls and tells him to get his %$# home!
PS. We will actually discuss our challenge plans for Lubbock. I want to keep it from the other teams so I will simply say: "Think Selfies!"