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Why did the cacher cross the road? Mystery Cache

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caccbag: Looked at the satellite view and sure enough this has changed - A LOT! Unfortunately the old hiding spot is gone so I have to let this one go :(

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Hidden : 8/11/2014
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Why did the cacher stagger back and forth across the road?

Because he was uncoordinated.




Q. Why did the ____ cross the road? A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road? A. Because the _____ retired!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again? A. A dirty double ______.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach? A. To get to the other ____!

Q. What's the difference between a _____ and a chicken? A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Where are chicks born? A. In ________.

Q. Why did the _________ cross the road? A. To prove that he wasn't chicken!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A. Because _____ was on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Because he was tired of living beside _____!

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense? A. I'll tell you ________.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? A. She was getting tired of all the chicken _______.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs? A. She was already _________ the street.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times? A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the ______ post!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. _________ in motion.

Q. Why did the __________ cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.



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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)