"Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms."

I doubt these people would have gone on record if they would have been expect the Spanish Inquisition!

'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus…’ -St Damasus I
'Not much of a cheese shop really, is it?' -St Boniface I
‘Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!-’St Eugene I
‘'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!’-St Evaristus
'I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently.'-John X
'Some years ago you were the centre of, er, controversy both from your own medical colleagues and from the Church when you grafted a pederast onto an Anglican bishop.' -John Paul II
'All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us?'-St Anastasius I

STOP THAT!  YOUR ARE BEING SILLY!!!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!.