Poo Island Resort
Poo Island Can Be Yours!
No doubt you've heard the tall tales of Poo Island! But why not experience it for yourself? Too dirty, you say? Not after we get done with it! We're the Poo Island Development Corporation Limited and we plan to scrub Poo Island from top to bottom to give you the most enjoyable vacation experience ever! Even if it takes 9 months!
How Will We Do It?
We will enlist the finest minds of the CDC as well as the nation's leading janitorial services. When we're done with it, Poo Island will be so clean, you could eat off of it! But why would you? The Poo Island Resort will employ world class chefs from 5 major international cities as well as Europe's leading pastry chef to create meals so delectable that you will forget where you are!
What's the Catch?
That's the beauty of it, there is no catch, other than your initial investment. Poo Island Development Corporation Limited's bank of financial experts are hard at work designing personal portfolios with very little risk for qualified investors. In fact, the first 5 investors will receive a commemorative badge signaling that not only are they charter investors but that they are the earliest adopters of a resort site like no other!
When Will It Be Ready?
That's hard to say. We're targeting the end of this year for our initial groundbreaking with international movie star and celebrity, George Clooney, and music by Australian rockers, Clairy Browne and the Bangin' Rackettes. We have at least 3 months of work to get there but our board of directors are voraciously working on getting started this year!
What Can I Do Now?
That's easy! Friend us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter, or visit our web site to stay up to date on the latest Poo Island news. And to top it all off, 1 lucky winner each month will receive a Poo Island-inspired no-prize!
Invest in Poo Island Resort
We're all excited about the prospect of having the premier resort in the northwest suburbs but we'll be satisfied with a good number 2! Poo Island is calling, investors! Don't be left high and dry, Poo Island Resort is on the horizon!