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"?" Means it is not where the "?" appears.
The Container is in keeping with the title, though marginally larger
There are clues in the lyrics
Admission - From the first piece of 45rpm vinyl I bought
"Cachers Mash"
Professor Boris Cache was working in the lab late one night
When his eyes beheld an eerie sight
From his page a compound began to rise
And suddenly to his surprise
It was a cache
It was a monster cache
It is a Puzzle Cache
It was a Forest Cache
It was a cache
It was hidden in a corner
It was then he did the cache
He did the chemical cache
From his laboratory in Crawley East
To the master bedroom where the cachers sleep
The cachers all came from their humble abodes
To get a fix from their GPS
They did the search
They did the monster search
For that monster Cache
It was a Crawley East Cache
They did the cache
It is an over the water cache
They did the cache
They did the chemical cache
The cachers were having fun
The search had just begun
The chasers included WereWolf
Haggis and his son
The scene was brickie, all were searching the zones
Lost! on chains, backed by the Flatcoat hounds
The Street Searchers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "Orlando’s Rats"
They played the cache
They played the puzzle cache
The monster cache
It is a West Sussex cache
They needed the cache
It was found with a splash
They signed the cache
They'd found the puzzle cache
From his caching wagon, Mr AnT's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my first to find?"
It's now the cache
It's now the chemical cache
The puzzle cache
And it's a worldwide smash
It's now the cache
It was found in a corner
It's now the cache
It's now the chemical cache
Now everything's cool, Lost's a part of the band
And the puzzle cache is the hit of the land
For you, the muggle, this cache was meant to be
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can cache
Then you can monster cache
The puzzle cache
And do the chemical cache
Then you can cache
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can cache
Then you can puzzle cache
Kind regards to Bobby 'Boris' Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
On his paper this was written as with all good reactions a number of elements need combining to get a good stable compound,
Compound One
Nitrogen: Fluorine, Iodine, Vanadium, Erbium; Oxygen, Neon - Nobelium, Uranium, Mercury, Tungsten; Fluorine, Iodine, Vanadium, Erbium. Einstium, Iodine, Mercury , Tellurium; Nitrogen, Oxygen, Thorium, Indium, Gallium; Fluorine, Oxygen, Uranium, Rubidium.
To be combined with
Compound Two
Tungsten: Zirconium, Erbium, Oxygen; Nitrogen, Lithium – Nobelium, Uranium, Mercury, Tungsten; Nickel, Neon. Silicon, Xenon; Selenium, Vanadium, Neon; Thorium, Rhenium, Einstium.
Prof Boris Pickett MC
It has to be noted that the above is the best transcribing of badly written notes in a forest / tree covered lab
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Y8, Y10, Y22, Y29.