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What a blast I had hanging out with friends! But what a bunch of ding dongs... they said we were going to party at the posted coords, but when I got there I got a text that we were going to meet 6250ft away at a bearing of 355. Once I figured out what the heck that means, I sure needed a drink!
And then they started peeling off as the night went on. SOME OF US know that gotta dig deep to stay until the end. HAVE SOME PRIDE SLACKERS! I mean, just... Whew...Wow,...what a great night!
Huh? I was just told that I don’t have to go home, but I can’t stay here.
That’s cool – I had a blast, but yeah, I gotta go. I think my car is to the left, towards the tracks. Wait! How come I didn’t notice this alley on my way in? Oh yeah, my car is over there on the right, by that big black thing.
What does it say on that thing? IHKJML…? Woah, that’s messed up!
It doesn’t matter, I’ve gotta get home. Here’s my car. I just need my keys.
RATS! I dropped them! No worries. Look casual. No one’s around to notice. Whoops! Dropped them again as I tried to unlock my car door.
Naww, this is a BAD idea. I should just call a cab to bring me home. Man! I shouldn’t have spent all my cash on tips. Oh good! There’s a bank over there! On the corner. They probably have a cash machine. I’ll practice walking really straight on my way over there. One foot in front of another, then the next foot. Cool! I’m not doing so bad. Oops! Yeah, a cab’s a good idea.
Wait, I can’t tell from here, but I think I see my bank farther down the block. I don’t want to pay an extra surcharge at this place. I’m gonna turn right and head down there instead. Since I’m not that good at walking a straight line right now, I’m just gonna skip and dance and twirl down the street. No one is around this late to see me anyway! Whee! This is fun!
Cool! It IS my bank. Boy, do I love America!
The only ATM I see here is the drive-up in the back, by the parking lot. Isn’t that ironic! Oh well, no one is around. I’ll just walk up to it. OK. My pin number? Hmmmm… What is that number? 5148…. Nope, that didn’t work. 3741… not it either. Mom’s birthday….? When IS my mom’s birthday? Oh no, I’m going to catch heck about forgetting that.
Well, guess I’m, drawing a blank. No big deal. It’s a nice night for a walk, right? I’ll just walk home.
Which way should I go from here? I’ll cross Seymour and get back to that main street up there and then head to the right when I get there.
Cool! A short cut through the gas station lot!
Ohhhh! Look at all of those pretty flowers. I’ll have to remember to come back to grab my mom some flowers to make up for forgetting her birthday.
Ooooo! Trains and cars in this window. I want some of those for my birthday.
FISH??? Hey! I’ve gotta stop and look at these guys for a while. What an awesome aquarium! Live stock, huh? I don’t see any cows in there. He he!
Whoa! I need to focus on finding my way home.
But first I’ve got to check out this spinning red and blue pole. It looks extra totally awesome when your vision is blurred like mine. Gotta keep moving, Intoxicator. Keep moving!
Hey! I remember that place on the right. But I’ve got to cross the side street and keep heading up the main road. Gotta get home to bed. My bed sounds awesome right about now!!
Oh man! That sports bar across the street looks like fun! I’d love to stop for a few drinks in there. Nope, I’m outta money and super tired right now.
Hey! Check out that freaky swan that looks like an “S”! What the….? Whoa! I am sooo tired. I just want to go to sleep. I’m gonna turn right at this swan sign and take a short cut through that parking lot. Oh good! The chain link fence doesn’t block me off and I can get through here.
What!! There’s a park here? I didn’t know that. Sooooo tired. I need a break! Perfect! A park bench. I’ll just sit here for a few minutes to rest.
Wait a minute! I think that I HAVE seen this place before. I think that there may be a hotel nearby. Could it be that white building over there with the stairs on the outside? Step by step, inch by inch, I’ll dig deep and make my way across the park, darn it!
Sure enough, the sign around front says Central Hotel, but that’s no hotel! Shoot! I was really looking forward to just laying down for a bit. It’s really late…
Maybe no one will mind if I lay down along that metal wall across the street. It looks like there is some tree cover on the right that might shield me from view while I sleep this off. I just need to cross the street and get to that wall.
Hey! Look! There’s another bar to my right. Oh, well. Save it for another night, Intoxicator. Another night.
Yea! I made it to the metal wall! Whoops! I’m so unstable right now and my legs are wobbly. I’m just gonna hold myself up against this green door for a minute or two. Or three.
Hey! I can use these slats on the metal wall for support. Here I go! Stumble forward 1 slat, then another and another ….. 4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21…. 21??? Whoo Hoo! I remember my 21st birthday party! Sorta… My friends said I had a great time that night.
Well, I can’t stand any more. I’m too exhausted. I’m gonna crawl down 9 more trees and take a nap.
Boy! What a great night!
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