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Zem the Mattress Traditional Geocache

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Hidden : 1/26/2012
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

Simple Micro but no parking here

Note: There is a waypoint for the series bonus multi south of here, before the path meets the road. Then there is another cache (the Green Drive) not in this series. The next series cache is the Grææ, 800m away.
Note: the hint for this cache is particularly unhelpful, I just thought you should know that. Look in the middle under a 'leg'. And me with this pain in the diodes down my left side…



Zem the Mattress

When Marvin was asked to open a new bridge on Sqornshellous Zeta, he drepressed the bridge so much that it sank into the swamp, taking everyone with it. There Marvin lay, with just Zem the Mattress to talk to. And Zem, too. Zem was quite content to follop around, and so will you while looking for this cache. Anyone who DNFs this needs to realise that they must go through a short period of 'globbering'.


…Here I am, brain the size of a planet,
and they ask me to take you to the bridge.
Call that job satisfaction? 'cos I don't.
Life? Don't talk to me about life.

Mythplaced

This is a 13km (8 mile) loop, mostly in countryside, which can be walked in any order or direction. The series 'bonus' cache is actually a 6-stage multicache interspersed between the series caches, which you can collect on your way round or separately. Walking Notes are in the Series multicache GC3BHE6

There are plenty of options for parking - look near to 'Dragon', 'Ghouls', 'Pegasus' or 'Grææ'.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Vg'f sbyybcvat va gur ibyyhr, nva'g vg?

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)