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Kew Porkies Traditional Geocache

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geoibsons: Sounds like GZ is dodgy. Time to put this one to bed. Thanks to all that found this one, I've enjoyed your stories! X

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Hidden : 1/27/2012
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

So, while I was adventuring through Kew I got stranded and I thought I'd place a cache while I was there in case it was the last thing I ever did. It really should be rated as a 5/5, but my computer stopped working when the volcano erupted, just as I was about to rate the cache properly.


I had abseiled down to GZ as I wasn't keen on swimming through the surrounding shark infested lake. Herein lay my problem as I was forced to burn my ropes for warmth on the 10th night there and I therefore struggled to get back out again.

You may prefer to bushwhack the long way round, but be very wary of the lions if you come at them from a certain angle.

You may need various tools to assist you in the retrieval of the cache, but be careful not to lose them in the snow and I can't recommend burning them, however desperate you may feel.

I may have left some gold coins in the area, I'm not sure. I may have thrown them at the vampire bats. I just can't remember. Everything is a blur after I was chased by the colony of flesh eating spiders.

The cache could be a fairly easy find should you manage to stumble upon the correct portal.

If you live to tell the tale I would love to hear your stories about how you got there, how long it took you to find the cache and what you encountered!


Now be careful out there!!!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Uvqqra oruvaq gur whatyr va orgjrra n ebpx naq n uneq cynpr!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)