Conspiracy Theory Mystery Cache

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Dos-Boot&tiantian: The consortium got to this cache, it's time for it to be hidden away for my own safety.

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Hidden : 7/25/2011
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: small (small)

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Guys, I'm super serious, before you click this link, put on your tin foil hats!

CLICK HERE ONCE YOUR TINFOIL HAT IS ON!!! (links to youtube)
You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it.
The other day, I turned on my TV and got this weird feed from somewhere. I really think it's the government aliens trying to program me for nefarious purposes. I quickly put on my tin-foil hat, recorded it and uploaded it to youtube so you could help me make sense of it. Be sure you're taking your own precautions so that the reptilian overloads can't make you their time slave.

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Just like our perception of reality, the coordinates are fake! Don't even TRY to find a cache there, or else someone from the shadow government might abduct you!
What is the Matrix?
Now, for the real find...It's on private property, but it's ok because the owner is one righteous dude. Just make sure you're not followed! I'm super serious, you guys!
Mrs. Mulwray, do you love your husband? Yes, of course. Then go home and forget everything.
No hints, because that's how "they" get to you! And I'm not even going to answer e-mails about the cache because you might be a reptilian alien and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!
Somebody got into our heads with big steel-toe boots, cable cutters and a chainsaw and they went to town. Neurons got got got exposed and circuits got rewired. Our brain cells got obliterated, Raymond.
I highly encourage any of your photos of Bigfoot, Lochness, UFO's, Aliens, Evil Scientists, Reptile People,The Second Shooter on the Grassy Knoll, Time Cube, ManBearPig, Inner Earth, or your own tin foil hats! No pictures at Ground Zero!
They've infected everything. They get into your bank statements, computer files, email, listen to your phone calls... Every wire, every airwave. The more technology used, the easier it is for them to keep tabs on you.
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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Uvag1:Gur zrffntr lbh frrx jvyy or evtug orsber lbhe rlrf. Uvag2:Rirelguvat V unq gb xabj, V urneq vg ba zl enqvb.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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