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Chuck Norris Traditional Cache

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Belteshazzar89: I owe the geocaching community in Houston an apology. I've neglected my few remaining geocaches as I've been off hiking the East Coast and teaching English in Asia. I'm just now getting back into geocaching after a few years off, and am doing some maintenance.

Since Chuck Norris has indeed been missing in action for some time, I will be archiving this geocache.

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Hidden : 1/23/2011
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris was the star in a television show entitled "Walker, Texas Ranger." While I didn't really appreciate his work, he is an icon because of his incredible acting skills which incorporate superb martial arts.

First, let's lay down the facts.

1. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

In all seriousness, Mr. Norris started the KickStart foundation, which did its first work at M.C. Williams Middle School, which is near this cache. Make sure you ask Chuck's permission before signing the log.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)