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The BLING BOX OF DOOM Traditional Geocache

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Hidden : 4/3/2011
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:


First we want to thank Vortexecho for making the great container that we won at the NC Fall Fling last year. Another big thanks to the owner of property for letting us put the cache here.

We are gonna be super nice and tell you exactly where the cache is. If you are standing in front of the building facing it, it's on the right side, half way back, between a break in the bushes, under the building, locked to 2 of the supports for the building.

What we are NOT going to do is tell you the KEY to signing the log.

Ever heard the phrase: "Finding a needle in a hay stack"??? Well after getting done with Bling Box of Doom you will understand the meaning to this phrase!
Here are a few odds that will give you an idea of just how easy this cache may or may not be:

Odds of injury from fireworks: 19,556 to 1
Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1
Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1
Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1
Odds of spotting a UFO today: 3,000,000 to 1
Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1
Odds of winning the California lottery: 13,000,000 to 1
Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1
Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1
Odds of dating a member of Team Yo Mama 6,775,235,741 to 2
Odds of dating a member of Team Yo Mama and a meteor landing on your house in the sam day: 123,403,384,960,171,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 2
Odds of getting to the Log of the Bling Box of Doom on the first try 800 to 1

So you see....Even though you are looking for a needle in a hay stack your odds are way better than other things in life. Good luck and please put the box back exactly the same way you found it and make sure the log is locked back in place.

There is also a Travel Bug (The Key to the BLING) that will turn this 5 difficulty into a 1 (visit link)

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Uvag: Gurer vf n tebbir V fpengpurq va sbe jurer gur xrl jvyy arrq gb or gb bcra vg.. Vg jvyy znxr frafr jura lbh frr vg. Gehfg hf! Tbbq Yhpx!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)