We
all remember those silly questions that we often ponder and
sometimes even debate over. Well I have listed a few of my
own below, feel free to
add some of you own in your logs. Have fun!!
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Which
came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Why
can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why
doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Why
is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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Why
is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
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Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
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Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
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Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane
?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a
sound?
