"S.O.S. MAYDAY! GEOCACHER IN DISTRESS! STOP.
It is me, ePeterso2, certified Puzzle-headed Weenie and devoted fan of They Might Be Giants! STOP.
While tinkering with a new advanced puzzle theory, I inadvertantly seemed to have slipped into another dimension, or perhaps beemed myself upon some alien space vessel. STOP.
This is why I have been missing from the geocaching world lately. I do not have all the supplies necessary to reconstruct another device to get me home. STOP.
I am still unsure if I am in danger, if I am a captive or a guest. But my hosts (or captors) have helped me gather most of the necessary components for my device. STOP
I have the battery, cable, saw blade, a fork, rope, umbrella, aluminum foil, nails and a coat hanger. Most important, I have the transmitter. STOP
These items were not easy to come by, I assure you. STOP
However, the instruments will not function until they receive the signal from the motherboard. STOP
I am sending the necessary information to activate the network terminal.
North 26:
West 080
Home, home." OVER.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.
Congrats to Mathfreak on the FTF! He solved it 12 minutes after it published. Very impressive! Thanks for helping eP find his way home. We have missed you eP