The Liar's Cache Traditional Cache
trackers and finders: Sorry due to moving to another area we cant keep this cache maintained properly so have decided to archive it.
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If you are looking for a T5/D5 then look no further, your challenge awaits if you are brave enough.
The attributes limit is 10 per cache so I couldn’t fit them all in and will have to give a detailed description.
Firstly, you attempt this cache at your own risk. So if you are old, pregnant, a child, you suffer with a heart condition, asthma, a nervous disposition, eczema, have two arms and legs, then you should consult your doctor before setting out on the lengthy hunt for this cache.
You will need quite a lot of specialist equipment to retrieve this cache successfully, such as; advanced climbing gear, a hard hat, a designer wet suit, a sturdy boat with at least two oars, drain rods, a chemical resistant body suit, a wasp proof head mask and a shot of adrenaline handy.
Make sure you let people know you are going out and what time you should be back so that they can contact the emergency services if you do not return in time.
Combat survival skills are a must. Anyone with previous military experience or a career in the marines would find this a challenge.
Be aware that you may need to carry out extreme self first aid in this remote location (think Rambo in First Blood). Remember to take rescue flares and three days worth of food, water and materials to build an emergency shelter (think Bear Grylls).
Now some vital information about the location: be aware of the ferocious wild dogs known to frequent this area in packs to hunt down foxes, grey squirrels and the hundreds of rats found everywhere. That is if they do not get bitten by the infamous Pickhurst Poisonous snakes first.
Do not attempt to retrieve this cache without extremely expensive hard wearing gaiters to keep the man eating tarantulas out of your combats.
Wire cutters and earthed rubber gloves and waders will help when disabling the high voltage electric fence that surrounds the area, as well as a head torch to deter wolves and scorpions.
Remember, most bugs and insects are edible but not all plants are.
We hope you come back alive and unscathed to tell your tale.
Good luck, you will need it.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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