Seven Monkeys: Wo ist die Kokosnuss?
Die Affen rasen durch den Wald,
Der eine macht den andern kalt,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
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Ugh? Ugh. "
Die Affenmama sitzt am Fluß
Und angelt nach der Kokosnuß,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Ugh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Der Affenonkel, welch ein Graus,
Reißt ganze Urwaldbäume aus,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh? Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Der Affenmilchmann, welch ein Knilch,
Er lauert auf die Kokosmilch,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Ugh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Die Affenbraut denkt selbst beim Kuß
Nur immer an die Kokosnuß,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh? Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
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Ugh! Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Die Affentante kommt von fern,
sie ißt die Kokosnuß so gern.
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Ugh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Das Affenbaby voll Genuß
Hält in der Hand die Kokosnuß,
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh? Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh? Ugh. Ugh? Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. "
Die Affenoma schreit: "Hurra!
Die Kokosnuss ist wieder da!"
Die ganze Affenbande brüllt:
"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Ugh? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
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Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh. Ugh? Ugh."
Und die Moral von der Geschicht:
Klaut keine Kokosnüsse nicht,
weil sonst die ganze Bande brüllt:
"Wo ist die Kokosnuss,
wo ist die Kokosnuss,
wer hat die Kokosnuss geklaut?"