This cache is placed with owner's permission. Please don't block
the drive when parking. The cache is NOT placed near the equipment
or underneath the overhang at this location. Weekends will have
lots of muggles, so your best bet is to grab this cache during the
week. Please be discreet so the cache doesn't disappear. BYOP
This cache was placed with inspiration and permission of Zen
Bassmaster's archived cache GC11Z0Z
Pay special attention to the logging "Suggestions" on this
cache. To keep within the guidelines, we can't REQUIRE you to
follow the theme of this cache, but participation is strongly
encouraged! Please note: You do still have to find and sign
the real cache log to log a find on this cache. We're liars, not
cheats.
Listen up, maggots! Welcome to Logging Improvement Boot Camp! I
am Gunnery Sgt. Garmin and you have been sent here for the offense
of bad cache logging. Private Joker over here copied and pasted the
same log into 27 caches in a row! And listen to this log from
Private Pyle. "TN/LN SL TFTC." I can't tell if that's supposed to
be a log, or the secret recipe for Alpha Bits!
But there is good news, ladies! You can learn to improve your
cache logging! I will teach you! By the time you finish this
course, your days of three word cache logs are OVER!
Your first obstacle is called a Liar's Cache. It's a simple 1/1
micro and even Pyle should be able to get to it easily. So why the
5 difficulty rating? That's where the lie comes in! Your mission is
to seek out and find this simple 1/1, but to log it as if it were a
5/5. And I expect detail! I want to hear about broken limbs, four
mile hikes uphill both ways, days of searching. I expect
creativity! I expect ingenuity! And most of all, I expect
substance! Hop to it, ladies!