The Demise of the Three Little Pigs? Multi-cache
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The Demise of the Three Little Pigs?
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(The starting coods are NOT where the blip on the map is. Please see Stage 1 for instructions. Enjoy my little piggies....)
Picture yourself huffing and puffing, getting ready to blow a house in....then instead....picture THIS: *dreamscape*
Once upon a time there were three little pigs: Waffles, Ted, and Eugene. The pigs overstayed their welcome living in mom’s basement and were forced out into the world.
Waffles was the lazy one of the three. He built himself a house out of straw...because it was easy.
Ted once won a wood whittling contest and thus tried his hand at stick construction.
Eugene was a more mortar and brick kind of pig and built himself a brick palace.
One night Vinny the wolf was craving some baby back ribs and stumbled upon a house of straw.
“Hmm...I wouldn’t mind a side of waffles with my ribs!” said Vinny smacking his lips.
*Knock knock*
“Yo pig! Open the door!”
“What the crap Vinny? You think this is some kind of folklore?!”
“I said it once, don’t make me say it again, this door better open up or I’ll blow your shack in!”
Little did Vinny know, Waffles had already slipped out the back and was hoofing it to Ted’s house of sticks with great haste.
“So that’s how you want to play little pig?" Hearing a squeal in the woods afar, Vinny turned to see Waffle’s curly tail rounding the curve of Ted’s front path.
“Good thing I didn’t waste my breath.” Vinny muttered to himself.
Not to be played for a punk, Vinny flicked a match and the house of straw went up in flames. He turned with a sly grin towards the house of sticks.
“Two’s better than one anyways! There can never be enough bacon. Here piggy piggy!”
Waffles busted in on Ted and told him about Vinny’s intentions. They could see Vinny making his way up the path....
*Knock knock*
“Yo pig! You better open that hatch! Your house went down with only a match! You’ve made me the fool, now it’s time to pay. No one punks Vinny, so do as I say!”
*silence*
“Pigs?”
Now, Waffles and Ted weren’t THAT dumb. They’d already hoofed it out of there before Vinny had come.
Realizing that he had been outsmarted again, Vinny in a fit of rage, broke out his under-used karate skills and round house kicked the stick shack into a pile of kindling.
“Oh it’s on Bacon Breath! No one schools the master!”
Knowing that Waffles and Ted had one more brother, Vinny thought he’d scope out Eugene’s place.
Vinny made his way down the path towards Eugene’s house. He came around the corner and stopped. There was a fortress in front of him: Turrets, towers and ramparts. He’d hit a brick wall! There would be no BBQ tonight.
“Pfft...I’m going for pancakes.” Vinny sighed.
Admitting defeat, Vinny turned with tail between legs and headed for Denny’s. After the day he’d had, he was going to drown his sorrows in extra whipped cream.
From the top tower, Waffles, Ted and Eugene watched Vinny slink away. Waffles and Ted turned to Eugene.
“Well Eugene, looks like we’re moving in!”
“I don’t think so you filthy pigs! But I hear it’s fun to stay at the YMCA...”
With a squeal and a sigh, Ted and Waffles set out on the path to find a new bachelor pad.
“Maybe we should try our hand in plastics?” Waffles said to Ted.
“Hollywood, here we come....” Ted replied.
And they lived happily ever after.....
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It is now up to you to get to Hollywood safely! Find your way with a little help from the story, keeping in mind where you are and where you have been will help you on the quest to where you are going! Now run along my little piggies....run alonnnnnng!
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