This is a mystery cache. The listed coordinates are for the
parking. You must solve the puzzle below to determine the final
coordinates. You need to make a keen observation and then do some
detailed analysis. The final coordinates are within one mile of the
parking coordinates.
A Questionable Preoccupation with
Vocabularies
This unorganized, nefarious, and unforgivable documentation
is my offering to those tenacious puzzle solvers and delusional
word voluptuaries. I work at a mountainside oceanarium that serves
alliaceous bouillabaisse with cauliflower for malnourished
tourists. I have bivouacked abstemiously among the tallest sequoias
while outmaneuvering other mendacious mountaineers. I am also
ambidextrous, mustachioed, and perspicacious, but not overanxious
with speculation on the graciousness with which discouraged
ideologues will facetiously appreciate this inconsequential
regurgitation of language beautification.
This sacrilegious education is authorized by unsanctioned
authorities who are unequivocal fountainheads of miscellaneous
puzzle regulation. These unrecognizable, ultraconservative
multimillionaires popularized this puzzle’s groundbreaking
equation. The solution’s boundaries are not insurmountable,
but any underestimation of the “strangeness” of this
paragraph could result in pandemonium, undiagnosed exhaustion, and
evacuation from one’s subordinate sanity. This could lead to
communicable pneumonia rather than the unavoidable neurological
euphoria of uncomplicated stupefaction. The unprofessional and
revolutionary title is simultaneously an ostentatious hint and a
precarious permutation of encouraging words for those
unaccomplished milquetoasts of the word-puzzle persuasion who need
evolutionary rejuvenation and emasculation of their ego.
Any denunciation or repudiation of the gregarious sentence
structure would be uncomplimentary and result in attenuation of
hallucinogenic brainwaves. One precaution: The word choices are not
unintentional. I could provide an unapologetic evaluation of the
auditioned dialogue to be caught on audiophile audiotape. No more
prosecutorial recapitulation, or continuance. Most discombobulated
solvers get it instantaneously, with an autogenesis of an
uncoordinated desire to be institutionalized.
- Quantify the strangeness of this essay with one number. That
number is A.
- Quantify the strangeness of each paragraph. Those numbers are
B, C and D.
- Identify two elements in this essay that are strange and even
more special than the others. The sequential word positions of
those elements are E and F. For example, the word
“serves” is the 26th word.
The coordinates are:
N 42 P.Q
W 071 R.S
Where P, Q, R and S are defined as follows:
P = (D + E) - B
Q = (B/3) + A
R = (F - E)
S = 2 * (A + D - 2)
You can check your answers for this puzzle on
Geochecker.com.